Only a mothe r could love this liver
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
