I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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