Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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