Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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