: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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