U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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