True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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