Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Small penises have feelings too.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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