Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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