check it out our google latitudes are spooning
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
honey bunches of taint.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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