also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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