So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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