It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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