whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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