Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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