Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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