I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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