wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
bring money and cleavage
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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