as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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