i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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