CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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