she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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