Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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