i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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