put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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