Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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