So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize