He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Girls should come with a carfax report
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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