i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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