I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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