they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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