Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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