the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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