It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate all girls vehemently.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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