Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
