It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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