maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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