I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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