never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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