16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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