I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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