its not stalking. its research.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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