You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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