Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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