No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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