For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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