rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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