Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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