You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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