I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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