My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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