So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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