That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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