im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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