He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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