Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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