Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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